They’re fighting now. Is this how they have sex?

JAMES MARSTERS AND JOHN BARROWMAN ARE CURRENTLY MAKING OUT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN.

bohemianmuse:

Harry: What is it out here with these women? Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they’re no different from anywhere else. Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I’m telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it’s relatively unspectacular…  [putting a cigarette in his mouth] … Now, you take one of these… gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there’s something rotten in Denver. Harmony: Denmark. Harry: [closing his cigarette lighter] That too! But it’s abandonment, it’s abuse, it’s, “My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!”… and then they all come out here! I mean, it’s literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
That little conversation made me lawl so hard XDDD I loved it so<333

bohemianmuse:

Harry: What is it out here with these women?

Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they’re no different from anywhere else.

Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I’m telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it’s relatively unspectacular…  [putting a cigarette in his mouth] … Now, you take one of these… gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there’s something rotten in Denver.

Harmony: Denmark.

Harry: [closing his cigarette lighter] That too! But it’s abandonment, it’s abuse, it’s, “My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!”… and then they all come out here! I mean, it’s literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

That little conversation made me lawl so hard XDDD I loved it so<333

jesspace:

This movie makes me laugh everytime.

jesspace:

This movie makes me laugh everytime.