She knows I’m Jen-deprived. She knows I hardly ever get time to be social because of my jobs.
Then, she posts something or reblogs something or replies to something that pertains to me while I’m online and I get SO EXCITED. AND I POST IN HER ASK ABOUT SKYPE.
And nothing happens.
It’s like, before 2 am, she can only spend 0.02 seconds online at a time!!!
so you keep stomping at it, and holding your shoe over it until you’re certain it’s either squashed or suffocated to death.