• Becca: When I have kids, I want to have a boy first.
  • Lauren: What would you do if you had a girl first?
  • Becca: Punch my husband in the balls. Where the hell is the Y Chromosome?!
  • Lauren: That's like all of history in reverse.
  • Becca: I'm the female Henry VIII! But I won't behead him.
  • Lauren: You'll just deny him head.

Tags: Because I'm still finding it hysterical I'm Henry VIII