May 2011
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48. Ever since seeing 'Seven Years in Tibet,' I...
Hee-ma-LIE-as
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This is an actual line from an actual soap opera...
myhouseismadeofmediocrity:
“We found berries! We ate them! And then they started giving us a weird effect!”
I can’t stop laughing!
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also, can captain jack get in me?
vonizzix:
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I love the Eagles. I want all of this. →
I hit a dog driving home.
narglesandmistletoe:
I need some fucking weed now and I can’t find it. I’m spazzing. The dog is fine. He ran back to the side of the road after I hit him. I don’t understand how I even hit him. I saw a flash of him on the curb on a leash with an owner and then next thing I know he’s running at my car, and I swerved but I’m on a residential road lined with cars on either side so I guess I still...
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omg donna you are my favorite
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"That's not funny! Why is this funny?"
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afewofmahfavoritethings replied to your post: Kill me now. Children’s shows these days are beyond awful.
I nanny, and I have an 18 month old niece, so I am a connoisseur of children’s shows. Some of the toddler shows can be surprisingly cute and imaginative. But dear god when it comes to the preteen shows, just kill me.
Oh yes, the toddler shows can be pretty adorable.
But, Rachel is...
Kill me now. Children's shows these days are...
And when my little sister watches them, she changes the channels over and over and over again at high volume.
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The puppies playing next to me. Please note that Jerry is upside-down and Olive is insane.
They are still doing this even as I type to you.
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montidrew asked: http://s240.photobucket.com/albums/ff113/Monty3787/?action=view¤t=Sad-Eleven.gif
gonna watch The Doctor's Wife now
rememberedenx3:
berecca:
rememberedenx3:
berecca:
rememberedenx3:
berecca:
SO JELLY.
why is that word so sad?
I just wanted to say “Hello.” Hello, Doctor.
Please. I don’t want you to. I love you.
#I DIDN’T HEAR HER SAY IT I REWINDED TWICE AND I DIDN’T HEAR IT GAHHH
It’s whispered right before she’s completely gone. During a wide shot...
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gonna watch The Doctor's Wife now
rememberedenx3:
berecca:
rememberedenx3:
berecca:
SO JELLY.
why is that word so sad?
I just wanted to say “Hello.” Hello, Doctor.
Please. I don’t want you to. I love you.
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gonna watch The Doctor's Wife now
rememberedenx3:
berecca:
SO JELLY.
why is that word so sad?
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gonna watch The Doctor's Wife now
SO JELLY.
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l“I can’t stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing...
– (via maddmaddworld)
I love that girl
(via bearfect)
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inothernews:
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Oh god, I’m such a nerd. Also: what on Earth is Paris Hilton doing hosting SNL??!
Bonus points for Doctor Who.
reblog for future watching
Oh my god, Tina must’ve kept those Leia buns for jury duty.
Heh.
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vogies asked: Hey! So I'm working day shift and I miss our late night chats! Hope all is well and we should get together for Audrey Hepburn night soon. Though possibly not at the Persian Grill because my friend said its kind of shady and the guys there are super rude....so maybe we can go to your restaurant! =)
someone explain one-night stands to me
illbethereforu:
I HAVE NEVER had a one-night stand. Apparently, this is impossibly lame. Every romantic comedy I watch depicts our adorable heroine walking sheepishly back from a stranger’s place in the morning, with bedhead and her eyeliner all sexy and smudged.
The problem is, I don’t understand the allure of the one-night stand at all. Here’s why: in my mind, the sexiest thing in the...
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47. I enjoy ignoring my sister.
I actually take joy in it.
She likes to oversay something, especially when she thinks I’m in the wrong and believes she’s correcting me. Basically, acting like she’s my mother and reiterating everything she says because she thinks it’s so important.
And then it makes me annoyed.
casimirpulaskidays asked: DID YOU SEE MY PROM PIC? <3
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so apparently tumblr prom is tonight.
socatherine:
berecca:
socatherine:
and i didn’t know about it.
oooops.
It is? I didn’t know either.
WANNA BE MY DATE?! ;D
YES! I can’t believe I walked away before you asked me!!
so apparently tumblr prom is tonight.
socatherine:
and i didn’t know about it.
oooops.
It is? I didn’t know either.