My mom shit talking me to my dog.
playingpirates: All. The. Time. And it’s in that baby voice, too, with the repeated “didn’t she? yes she did, didn’t she?” Which is always subject to change based on the situation.
mydaddidntstrut: What if for April Fool’s Day tumblr is just down just down all day and everytime you refresh it it’s just karps face like don’t give them any ideas!!
That awkward moment where you stare at a gif of...
It’s a fantasy that takes place in another world where people are using bows and...– Stephenie Meyer on an as-yet-untitled book she might publish next (via housingworksbookstore) I just died a little inside. (via starshide) no. stop. she needs to either continue the host series or just stop forever. (via vonizzix)
Reblog this if you think Booth and Brennan are...
hellyeahbones: brainysmurfette: hmmm well I hope.. lmao
If this post gets 1000 notes my Aunty will read...
nakedbrownie: Do it
watched a bunch of gene kelly performances in my...
vonizzix: saladsally: please excuse me while i asdfghjklasdfghijkaresdj to death
homemadedarkmark: How fucked is your hearing? holymotherofhnng: queerleader-: justasmalltownprincess: misha-bawlins: ramblingeekette: mishanonymous: cupkaty: 8ad8r8k: hunkrump: kenneridan: heard all the way up to 22kHZ but it was really really faint 18 kHZ was where i stopped hearing 21 kHZ was the last one I could hear without straining. I could sort of hear 15 kHZ....
when you realize you have no canadian gifs
romulanwhore: we-reidentical: I have some let me find them (moose are tottaly Canadian) thought I had more :( Does this count?
Pick me P-p-pick me I’ll help you fight Davros Over time and space we’ll travel Take me T-t-take me I’ll be your companion Ready for instruction Boy, you’re an alien Your Tardis sure travels It’s super radical extraterrestrial.
I wish I could write like Emily. →
(also threepwillow.tumblr.com…you should follow her.)
Every. Single. Night.
Me: Babe, you're snoring.
Husband: Huh what?
Me: I said you're snoring.
Me: Through your mouth? Or nose? I dunno, but you were.
Husband: That's impossible.
Me: How is that impossible?
Husband: I wasn't even asleep.
Me: Then you were snoring while awake.
Husband: I wasn't snoring.
Me: How do you know? You were asleep.
Husband: How do you know I was asleep?
Me: Because you were snoring.
Husband: Oh. Ok. Sorry.
Campfire cookies and John Hughes movies. Junior...
skreamingninja: snow-coveredhills: ...
Those State Farm commercials.
What if your agent is in the bathroom, or the shower when you need them? “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!” “AUGH!” “NO!! STATE FARM IS NOT THERE! NOT THERE!!”
Thanks for following, Dan!
playingpirates: farrahness: bethandbee: FROM DOM’S FACEBOOK “The warblers singing teenage dream ;) Sorry I am so loud in it but I was right next to the camera haha” omg aw aw aww awwwwww What I wouldn’t give to be in a room full of super-musically-talented boys.
sing-me-a-tune: Booth: Hey it’s hot! Booth: You were gonna burn yourself, Bones. Brennan: Thank you.
When I hear the words "free" and "food" together.
Dad: coincidence that big snake escaped from the Bronx zoo the same time Daniel Radcliffe is in NY? next there will be a billboard in times square telling us “her body will lie in the sewage system of New York forever.” Creepy.