July 2009
i hugged the front door to say goodbye
We officially moved everything out of my childhood home today.
When I got into the car and started to drive to the storage unit behind the van my dad was in, I turned on the radio. And all I heard was that ONE line from “Shattered”:
“…turn the car around…”
I started to cry.
Kevin: Is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken broth?
Kitty: No peas, but you know what, I do have a little sage left over from the dead chickens.
Kevin: Okay, good, you can have a delicious meal ready in 10 minutes that anyone in Milan would die for … and that was too gay a sentence even for me.
brothers & sisters →
sarahboo21:
My friend and I made a fuckyeah tumblr for brothers & sisters.
check it out if you love a) the show, or b) us.
ah!! following!!! =D
Lauren Graham
ohgollygeedamn:
showtune-serenade:
janambm:
re: this
I met Lauren Graham after a performance of Guys & Dolls. [She was good, but miscast, but that’s another story.] She seemed nice, but was absolutely not having it when people called her “Lorelai” or asked her to sign, like, a Gilmore Girls DVD or something. She was really kind of brusque about it. I mean, I get that you don’t want it...
Another Not Always Right
1-800-KRYPTON
CALL CENTER | SAN FRANCISCO, CA, USA
Me: “Dispatch, how may I help you?”
Caller: “Yes, I have an alarm going off.”
Me: “Okay, do you happen to have an account number?”
Caller: “No, I moved into this house five years ago and inherited the alarm system.”
Me: “Alright, address?”
Caller: *gives address*
Me: “Sir, I didn’t receive any notifications. Can you hold for a few minutes...
Sucks In The City
VIDEO RENTAL | HENNIKER, NH, USA
(This is late at night at the video rental store, and I’m a teenage girl working by myself. A man walks in and stands there grinning.)
Me: “Um, hi, can I help you?”
Customer: “Sucks to be you!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: *pulls his arm in front of his face like Dracula* “I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!”
Me: “Uh…are you looking for Dracula...
I love where I live a little more now...
As The Checkout Line Churns
CLOTHING STORE | PHILADELPHIA, PA, USA
(I’m ringing up a customer and notice her last name is the same as mine. I have a very uncommon last name, so I made the mistake of mentioning this…)
Me: “Your last name is [name]? Mine, too. Wonder if we’re related?” *chuckle*
Customer: *very serious* “What is your name?”
Me: “Oh, I was joking, we’re not related; almost all of...
Not Always Right
Customer V2.0: Now With New & Improved Telepathy
CONVENIENCE STORE | TUCSON, AZ, USA
(The store I work in closes at 10:00 PM. It’s 11:30 pm and I’ve finished closing up shop, so I am about to leave. A customer comes up to the door.)
Customer: “Hey are you open?”
Me: “No, we’re closed.”
Customer: “Okay, but you ARE open, right?”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, we aren’t.”
Customer: “But I want to...
So, tomorrow, I am getting my belly button pierced! Finally! I’ve wanted to do this since forever and now that the goal is about to be reached, nothing can stop me! I mean, even my own mother, the crazy woman I live with, doesn’t mind!
Now…to tell my overprotective dad….
Yes. Very yes.
cwsupernatural:
Watchsarahboo21:
Alec Baldwin does a Tracy Morgan impression
haha!! and…Alec, what are you wearing?
My New Fall Schedule
justspeakeasy:
Monday
Life, Death and Immortality 2:55-4:20
American Literature 4:30-5:55
Tuesday
Speech Comm 2:20-3:45
Contemporary American Politics 4:30-5:55
Sociology of Education 6:30-7:55
Wednesday
Life, Death and Immortality 2:55-4:20
American Literature 4:30-5:55
Thursday
Work 10-2
Speech Comm 2:20-3:45
Contemporary American Politics 4:30-5:55
Sociology of Education...
