June 2009
Shows other people love that I think are stupid...
sarahboo21:
berecca:
janambm:
Pushing Daisies
Lost
Seinfeld
24
Any kind of Bachelor-Rock of Love-New York is a Skankbag type show
American Idol
Dancing/Skating with Has-Beens
You, obviously, have an abysmal taste in TV shows.
Oh smackdown on tumblr!
I hate all of those shows (minus rock of love which is such a trainwreck that I can’t stop watching)
Lost is the worst of them all....
Holy Technology, Batman!
I can Twitter from my Tumblog!!! SCORE!
Ted: [commenting on Marshall's Pumpkin Latte joke] Alright, there's only two reasons she'd laugh at that: one, it's the first joke she's ever heard, or two, she likes you! You should totally ask her out.
Marshall: You think?
Ted: Yea! That's why you're not back with Lily, right? So you can experience what it's like to be single.
Marshall: Well, what if the heart doesn't mean anything? What if she writes it on all the cups?
Ted: Mine says 'Ted'. No heart.
Barney: Mine says S..Sw...Swarley. How'd they get 'Swarley' from 'Barney'? Who would ever be called Swarley?
[Marshall and Ted grin]
Barney: Oh please don't start calling me Swarley.
[Marshall and Ted continue grinning]
Barney: This would never happen at a bar! [he leaves]
Ted: Man, what's up with Swarley?
Marshall: I know. You almost never see ol' Swarles get that upset.
Ted: Psshh.
Shows other people love that I think are stupid...
janambm:
Pushing Daisies
Lost
Seinfeld
24
Any kind of Bachelor-Rock of Love-New York is a Skankbag type show
American Idol
Dancing/Skating with Has-Beens
You, obviously, have an abysmal taste in TV shows.
May 2009
Just My Luck
Saw this for the first time today.
It starred Lindsay Lohan, which was kind of a downer. But then I saw Chris Pine. He MORE than made up for it =) What a great movie!
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome...
(via fuckyeahbarneystinson)
Psh! Hell yeah!
Summer Sucks
I’m going to go crazy. I know I’ve said this before it and hasn’t quite panned out that way, but this time, I definitely am.
1) Both parents are in Germany,
2) I have no authority over all three of the younger siblings that I am in charge of,
3) The only woman who does have authority is Mom-Mom and she’s not that threatening AND she’s not here all the time,
4)...
“I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man...”
– Winston Churchill
Lenos Best Bloopers Of The Past 17 Years →
HILARIOUS video!!
Just saw "The Proposal" commercial!
Andrew Paxton quickly lays down behind Margaret in bed
Margaret: What's that?!
Andrew: It's *the morning*!!
“Oh, he’s good. Classic seduction technique. I use it all the time. First, I buy...”
– (via fuckyeahbarneystinson)
This had to be one of the funniest moments to watch and listen to! Especially the very last line =D
Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name.
Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker.
Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.
Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall their son Totally and their daughter Freaking?
Not Your Fault
Somewhere on the shores of yesterday, you wander so helpless and lost without a soul to cling onto or a hope to catch in a jar for tomorrow and I just want to say “I’m sorry,” because I know, deep down, that it’s all my fault.
-a poem by me.
Alias - Season 2, A Higher Echelon
Dixon (undercover as DJ): Are you ready to paaarrtaaayy!!!!
Sydney (through undercover mic): Are you ready to party??
Dixon: I speak 9 languages, techno is NOT one of them!
College Kids are Broke
Which is a pain in the butt for me.
See, I really want to dye my hair red. And I tried once during the past semester. Unfortunately, I got the wrong kind of red and all it did was make my hair a little lighter than it already was. Fail. So, ever since then, I’ve wanted to fix the problem.
And, today, I found the PERFECT red hair dye. But I couldn’t get it. I only have $16 on my...
Scrubs, My Musical - “Guy Love”
Oh,...
Pop Culture Translator →
I’m pretty sure my favorite is the Gollum one =D
I want Ellen to speak at MY commencement! →
Bump Ball Time Capsule →
This sounds like an interesting way to spend your time… =)
Never showering here! →
