December 2009
Nice Save, Rory
Rory: So what's going on at home?
Lorelai: Big grapefruit shortage. The hurricanes wiped them out and Taylor is completely freaking out.
Rory: I'm sure.
Lorelai: And Patty and Babette are organizing Stars Hollow's first botox party.
Rory: Are you invited?
Lorelai: Are you insinuating I should be?
Rory: So the Hollow's low on grapefruits?
So, I've only seen about one episode, total.
awkwardlyawesome:
notso-darling:
Of Gilmore Girls.
But I just bought seasons 1-6 because they were on sale, was this a total mistake?
Ladies, what do you think?
Best investment. EVER.
YES YES YES!!! You will never EVER spend your money in a better way than you did right there.
Off to show choir, then back for some more Gilmore Girls and Tumblr instead of work! Woohoo!!
ohgollygeedamn:
berecca:
Your James Dean eyes And Elvis hips That Clooney voice on Sinatra lips
You just take me out With your Downey charm And hold me close in Brando arms.
what is this from?
I wrote it
We are all sad when Luke is sad
Lane: How are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
Lane: It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
Kirk: But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
No More Clean Socks!
Rory: This is just wrong!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: You washing two socks!
Lorelai: They were dirty.
Rory: That's wasteful.
Lorelai: I really wanted to wear them tonight.
Rory: They are your dancing Santa Claus socks. You're not gonna wear them for another ten months!
“If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the...”
– Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“You know Superman’s fortress of solitude? A Jamaician beach compared to my...”
– Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
Paris?
Paris: Look at us! We're happy. We have boyfriends. This is infinitely better than any mood-stablizer I've ever been on.
Rory: Oh shoot what time is it?
Paris: It's hammer-time.
Oh no he didn't!
Caesar: Hello. Hold on. Hey, Luke, it’s for you. It’s Taylor.
Lorelai: Caesar! You just broke Luke’s standing 'when Taylor calls I’m out even if he can see me through the stupid connecting window' rule.
Good Genes
Colin: I'm Colin. This is Finn. And you are?
Lorelai: Her mother.
Finn: My God those are good genes.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to iChat
Random person started to chat with me on facebook. Italics= strange person
puckluv14: hi sry do i know ya
Me: I don’t know…do I know you?
puckluv14: sry was on my list sry lol
Me: I don’t have you in mine…I’m confused
sry i feel bad lol
don’t worry about it!
thx 4 being so sweet abt it
no problem
usually dont add randoms
lol
I understand that
have...
November 2009
Vagabond vagabond vagabond!
You know who you are =D
Oy, with the poodles already...
@awkwardlyawesome, I adore your blog title so very very much =)
heave a mighty sigh
This is another one of those moments that I feel like being super-creative. But I don’t know what to do…
You're More Than a Celebrity
Your James Dean eyes And Elvis hips That Clooney voice on Sinatra lips
You just take me out With your Downey charm And hold me close in Brando arms.
Public Safety, you need to get here on time. I'm...
Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
Art is the only way to run away without leaving...
(via yerawizardharry)
