Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …

Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.

(Source: trekgate, via romulanhawk)

"Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come on, one drink!” You say “no thanks.” Later, he brings you a soda. “I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and you looked thirsty.” For you to refuse at this point makes you the asshole. He’s just being nice, right? Predators use the social contract and our own good hearts and fear of being rude against us. If you drink the drink, you’re teaching him that it just takes a little persistence on his part to overcome your “no.” If you say “Really, I appreciate it, but no thanks” and put the drink down and walk away from it, you’re the one who looks rude in that moment. But the fact is, you didn’t ask for the drink and you don’t want the drink and you don’t have to drink it just to make some guy feel validated."

The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. (via 2ition)

“Why can’t you take no for an answer?” is one of the most powerful questions you can use in a social situation: suddenly, it’s your harasser’s manners on trial, not yours. Say it in the mirror. Say it to assholes. Say it a lot. Feel awesome. 

(via roachpatrol)

(Source: captainawkward.com, via paulacaust)

doctorwho:

Ninth Doctor

(Source: drognerys, via benedictatorship)

Olive gives me cuddles. Best attempt at a cold remedy ever.

Olive gives me cuddles. Best attempt at a cold remedy ever.

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode, via meisjunk)

crab-cakes:

peonygoodchild:

C I R C L E T S  (x)

I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.

No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.

(via dressingtheforce)

Hello, my new name is Fanny Brice!

Hello, my new name is Fanny Brice!

hypervocal:

A Redditor’s friend claims she tried to take a picture in front of a Boston landmark, and that’s when a yogging Kevin Spacey jumped out of nowhere, screamed “PHOTOBOMB” and gave the Internet this glorious picture. This being Reddit, and Boston, amateur sleuths are now on the case trying to track down the alleged photobomber, ID’d as Keyser Söze.

hypervocal:

A Redditor’s friend claims she tried to take a picture in front of a Boston landmark, and that’s when a yogging Kevin Spacey jumped out of nowhere, screamed “PHOTOBOMB” and gave the Internet this glorious picture. This being Reddit, and Boston, amateur sleuths are now on the case trying to track down the alleged photobomber, ID’d as Keyser Söze.

(via octopusinspace)

Tags: Kavin Spacey

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

image

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

image

Nobody was expecting us

image

(Source: icelikelollies, via benedictatorship)

Aphrodite, don’t forget me, Romeo and Juliet me!

angels-take-the-ponds:

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

lokispenguinshavethetardisart:

AND IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR TUMBLR WAS BROKE.

click on it… I dare you…

IVE SEEN THS A BUNCH OF TIMES BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOUD CLICK IT AND ASDFKGHKGTTHT

angels-take-the-ponds:

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

lokispenguinshavethetardisart:

AND IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR TUMBLR WAS BROKE.

click on it… I dare you…

IVE SEEN THS A BUNCH OF TIMES BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOUD CLICK IT AND ASDFKGHKGTTHT

(Source: theartofatimetravelingassbutt, via sir--gwaine)

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

(via anguyen413)

dressingtheforce:

00sal:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

Oh god, it’s so true

(Source: ramrambolton)

kayleesfrye:

i found my new favorite reaction image watch out