Scotty: The Enterprise. Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of …
Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify registry number.
(Source: trekgate, via romulanhawk)
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The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. (via 2ition)
“Why can’t you take no for an answer?” is one of the most powerful questions you can use in a social situation: suddenly, it’s your harasser’s manners on trial, not yours. Say it in the mirror. Say it to assholes. Say it a lot. Feel awesome.
(via roachpatrol)
(Source: captainawkward.com, via paulacaust)
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode, via meisjunk)
C I R C L E T S (x)
I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
(via dressingtheforce)
A Redditor’s friend claims she tried to take a picture in front of a Boston landmark, and that’s when a yogging Kevin Spacey jumped out of nowhere, screamed “PHOTOBOMB” and gave the Internet this glorious picture. This being Reddit, and Boston, amateur sleuths are now on the case trying to track down the alleged photobomber, ID’d as Keyser Söze.
(via octopusinspace)
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
(Source: icelikelollies, via benedictatorship)
Aphrodite, don’t forget me, Romeo and Juliet me!
lokispenguinshavethetardisart:
AND IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR TUMBLR WAS BROKE.
click on it… I dare you…
IVE SEEN THS A BUNCH OF TIMES BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF YOUD CLICK IT AND ASDFKGHKGTTHT
(Source: theartofatimetravelingassbutt, via sir--gwaine)
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
(via anguyen413)
i found my new favorite reaction image watch out
